2.5c:It makes sense in China

Disclaimer: This article does not claim nor give warranty to make any sense outside of The People’s Republic of China. Of course, if you’re in The People’s Republic of China, this article is censored. We know because TANK MAN said so. Good luck.

A personal fling at  best. The good news is I may actually fit 5 courses next semester legitimately. Go Wu. You’re awesomeness in scheduling a course so early it doesn’t have any other conflicts is Godly. Wu is Chinese, you know. This may have been the lightning strike of fate that the savior of the semester is Chinese and the article I write now is comewhat China themed. China has more honor students than the US has students. They are poised for takeover. See: Fallout Universe.

If you had no knowledge of genetics, anatomy, or cosmic geometry you would certainly think those fossils were of a dragon. Only some dragons breathe fire. Vampires didn’t have sundeath until Nosferatu. And then Blackula popularized it. Enjoy crappy vampire experiences in games from now on. That’s a big disadvange. If you are exposed to sunlight… YOU DIE. Make it something a little less… EVERYWHERE. Like toothpaste.

I have set up [on a friend's computer] the Japanese audio English menus of the Hong Kong release of Final Fantasy X International Ver [which my friend has explicit permission from Square-Enix to own and reverse engineer]. The best part of waking up is Folgers. China is far enough away that people can use it as a standard of obscurity, hence: it makes sense in China. Obtain all the Al-Bhed primers… or else. Remember, 1, 3, 14, and 19-22 can only be obtained when you’re there for story progression. Don’t forget. Or else.

I know you’re enjoying this article. It would be treason not to. The 2008 Olympics. ‘Nuff said. Pirated copies of the Daily Show are the only copies. Red is the color of fire, power, passion, and Communism. Neck is the vital part of the body liking strength of muscle and strength of mind in unity (like Communism). Contrary to what you may be thinking Rednecks are the opposite of Communism. (I know, right?)

This is what happens when I don’t have a topic, but am obligated to write. You love it of course, because if you didn’t that would be treason. Of course, remember this is about China, not Communism, but because China is so very deliciously Communist, they are one and the same now. It makes sense in China. (Expect that to be a new catch phrase)